Yee Man's Top 10 Ways to Approach a Female at the Gym!

So I've been kickin' it at the local gym for a little while now, hangin' out with my ladies Agnes and Gertrude, and takin' down numbers left and right, as always! After a few heart-to-hearts with these lady folk, I really feel like I'm learning something about women! I decided it was time to take some of this wisdom and make a relevant blog post that should benefit us all:

Yee Man's Top 10 Ways to Approach a Female at the Gym!
* Disclaimer: Use at your own risk. I assume no liability for personal injuries caused to either yourself or your female target!

10. She's booking it on the treadmill.
When better to work in a few...... words..... at ..... a ...... slow...... and .................incomprehensible.......rate??!

9. She's benching.
Bonus points if she just assumed the bench from you and has to adjust the weight from your 80 to her 220!

8. You're on the treadmill. She walks in.
You trip and face plant.
If that doesn't ooze of the word "dashing," I don't know what does!

7. Yell REALLY LOUDLY for no apparent reason. Also, start banging on the walls/re-arranging all the dumbbells rampantly/jumping around like a gorilla.
They always say, if you can get her attention, you're in!
At worst, security will have to come in and kick you out.... and we all know that ladies love an outlaw!

6. She's on the elliptical. You walk up to her and start talking to her about how the planets orbit the sun in an elliptical shape, not a circular one.
Ladies love it when you talk about the stars 'n crap!

5. She's stretching. Or doing some obscene yoga pose.
You're staring.
Works like a charm, every time!

4. Do something awesomely manly... like belch... or better!
Ladies love a good cave man!

3. She's doing sit-ups. You're workin' the dumbbells right next to her. You can't think of a line so you do the next best thing you can think of: DROP ONE ON HER!
Smooth, baby!


2. She's on the bike. You walk up to her and ask her, "Are you tired?"
"From what?" she responds.
"From biking around my mind all day!" you say.
"Actually, this is a stationary bike... it doesn't move, so technically it's impossible for me to be biking around anywhere, let alone your mind," she says.
You pause for a few seconds.
"Hey!" you restart. "Are you tired?"
Eye roll.
Nice talkin' to ya!

and..... Yee Man's #1 Way to Approach a Female at the Gym!.....................

1. She's in between sets/stretching/milling about. You smile, walk up to her, and ask, "How's it going?"
No, wait a second... this one might actually work!!!

Feel free to share YOUR best ideas too!